Category: Feature
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The Trickle Down Theory of Fashion
Written by Abigail Marble Art by Hadley-Rae Balmes You heard it here first, the 1950s are back! Time to bust out your leather jackets, poodle skirts, and saddle shoes. Okay, I’m exaggerating because it is definitely not as fun as it may sound. Conservatism is on the rise in America;…
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The Duality of Jack Parsons
Written by Parker Rogers Art by Parker Rogers As your curator of obscure history, I have been interested in Parsons for a long time since first learning of him in a podcast. His achievements in this country, paired with his freaky lifestyle, immediately captivated me and every detail I learned…
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RETRO-SCOPES
Written by Sara Mayberry In honor of everything being so confusing in the world at this moment in time, we here at Chivomengro thought it would be nice to pop back in time and see what our horoscopes had in store for us in April 2019 (because who wants to hear…
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Luck O’ Them Scopes
Written by Sara Mayberry What’s up astrology fiends? Let’s see what the month of March has in store for our good-luck spring break ;) (Happy Pisces season, bitch.) Aries (March 21- April 19) This Pisces season has you feeling extra closeted and confused, not even (exclusively) in a gay way.…
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Men Don’t Appreciate Lingerie
Written By: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer Art By: Izzy Dickey Installment #4 of Sexcessful Okay, people, Valentine’s Day is coming up which means some of us ( 🙋🏻♀️) are getting ready for some pretty wild sexual debauchery. But surprisingly, that’s not what I’m here to discuss today. Instead, I would…
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Tinder-scopes
Written by Sara Mayberry SUP ASTROLOGY WHORES Y’all have been awful clingy since last time – so this month we’re doing what the signs would Tinder message people (as if a Taurus would message first lol) anyhow here goes some sexy pick-up lines and other sly stuff ;) Aries (March…
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Ho Ho Ho-escopes
Written by Sara Mayberry OH HELL YEA It’s WHOREoscope time! Okay, I have a mini-tangent before we begin. Just recently, I came into understanding what a Chiron is. It has to do with a comet/asteroid that passes at your precise time of birth and was originally associated with a…
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NOVEMBER DEPRESS-OSCOPES, CUZ I GOT DEPRESSION
Written by Sara Mayberry Okay, it’s November. We’re getting really close to sad (person) hours, and the sun seems to hide away quite quickly. Separately, I feel as if it’s important to mention that the first key in identifying your own sad is how much Bon Iver you’ve listened to…
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OCTOBER SPOOKSCOPES!
Written by Sara Mayberry Aries (March 21- April 19) Aries, just because it’s spooky season doesn’t mean you can be scary to your friends. Allow others in, smoke some weed, just CHILL aries! You’re very intellectually receptive, but you’re feeling emotionally stunted right now – go with your gut, your…
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Chiv Summerscopes
Written by Sara Mayberry Okay bitches it’s been a straight (or gay) minute since I’ve updated y’all, and well, Summer is coming. (Queue GoT weird reference that I don’t understand) Anyways I figured I’d give everyone a little suggestion on how to go about your summer…activities. What time is it?…
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