Written by Sara Mayberry In honor of everything being so confusing in the world at this moment in time, we here at Chivomengro thought it would be nice to pop back in time and see what our horoscopes had in store for us in April 2019 (because who wants to hear about 2020 anymore, amirite). So... Continue Reading →

Luck O’ Them Scopes

Written by Sara Mayberry What’s up astrology fiends? Let’s see what the month of March has in store for our good-luck spring break ;)  (Happy Pisces season, bitch.) Aries (March 21- April 19) This Pisces season has you feeling extra closeted and confused, not even (exclusively) in a gay way. Get out of your shell,... Continue Reading →

Men Don’t Appreciate Lingerie

Written By: Chiv's Resident Sex Writer Art By: Izzy Dickey Installment #4 of Sexcessful  Okay, people, Valentine’s Day is coming up which means some of us ( 🙋🏻‍♀️) are getting ready for some pretty wild sexual debauchery. But surprisingly, that’s not what I’m here to discuss today. Instead, I would like to rant about how... Continue Reading →


Written by Sara Mayberry SUP ASTROLOGY WHORES  Y’all have been awful clingy since last time - so this month we’re doing what the signs would Tinder message people (as if a Taurus would message first lol) anyhow here goes some sexy pick-up lines and other sly stuff ;) Aries (March 21- April 19) Hey so... Continue Reading →

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