OCTOBER SPOOKSCOPES!

Written by Sara Mayberry Aries (March 21- April 19) Aries, just because it’s spooky season doesn’t mean you can be scary to your friends. Allow others in, smoke some weed, just CHILL aries! You’re very intellectually receptive, but you’re feeling emotionally stunted right now – go with your gut, your firey fuck. Taurus (April 20…

Chiv Summerscopes

Written by Sara Mayberry Okay bitches it’s been a straight (or gay) minute since I’ve updated y’all, and well, Summer is coming. (Queue GoT weird reference that I don’t understand) Anyways I figured I’d give everyone a little suggestion on how to go about your summer…activities. What time is it? (Summer time) (And horoscopes I…

Chiv Summerscopes

Written by Sara Mayberry Okay bitches it’s been a straight (or gay) minute since I’ve updated y’all, and well, Summer is coming. (Queue GoT weird reference that I don’t understand) Anyways I figured I’d give everyone a little suggestion on how to go about your summer…activities. What time is it? (Summer time) (And horoscopes I…

Chiv Whoroscopes April

Written by Sara Mayberry It’s been a long month, kids. I know y’all have been missing me! Don’t you fret, I’m here to help you decide what kind of altering life decision to make this month. This is the month we all sign the declaration of whoredependence, claiming our slutty realness. Let’s fuckin boogie, bitches!…