How To Have Minimally-Problematic Shower Sex

Written by: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer Art by: Grace Monahan Oh, shower sex! It’s one of those love it or hate it kinds of things, but all opinions aside, I think that everyone should at least try it three times. Why three? In case the first goes horrible, and you don’t have the proper equipment…

The Art of Finding A Goddamned Birthday Present For Your S.O.

Written by: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer I love my guy, but I hate his birthday. It’s too close to Christmas, I’m always so focused on school, and being in a fucking LDR (long-distance relationship) we don’t always get to be together to celebrate properly with a blowjob marathon. And if all of this isn’t exhausting…