Written By: Rebecca Laufer Art By: Izzy Dickey *Names have been changed* “ugh why am i so ugly?” I text Emily. “rebecca that’s not true at all. i don’t know who put that in your head, but it needs to get out.” When I was in fifth grade, a boy named Matthew “asked me... Continue Reading →
A College Student’s Guide to Healthcare
Written By: Gale Proulx Every wonder why college students don’t look both ways before crossing the road? We are all secretly hoping we get hit so we can sue for our tuition. At least, that is the running joke. As easy as it is to hope someone else will cause a grave injury, the... Continue Reading →
Champlain College is Violating the Geneva Convention by Not Allowing Beluga Whales as Therapy Dogs
Written By: Beluga Whale Lover #241 Art By: Izzy Dickey Picture this, the year is year, you’re in your pajamas in your Champlain College™ dorm, listening to Despacito 2, Shrek 5 and watching that time traveling Amish show that just came out, you’re licking your ketchup ice-cream, and over in the corner of the... Continue Reading →
In Defense of Riverdale
Written By: Audrey Waggoner Art By: Grace Monahan *Piece contains Riverdale spoilers!* To the uninitiated, the questionably-acclaimed CW show Riverdale is probably best known for this scene (a classic scene from the first season where one of the main characters proclaims his “weirdness”). It’s cringy, right? Easily written off as another dumb teen drama... Continue Reading →
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