Category: December 2019
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A Brief History of Sex and Self Confidence
Written By: Rebecca Laufer Art By: Izzy Dickey *Names have been changed* “ugh why am i so ugly?” I text Emily. “rebecca that’s not true at all. i don’t know who put that in your head, but it needs to get out.” When I was in fifth grade, a…
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A College Student’s Guide to Healthcare
Written By: Gale Proulx Every wonder why college students don’t look both ways before crossing the road? We are all secretly hoping we get hit so we can sue for our tuition. At least, that is the running joke. As easy as it is to hope someone else will…
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Champlain College is Violating the Geneva Convention by Not Allowing Beluga Whales as Therapy Dogs
Written By: Beluga Whale Lover #241 Art By: Izzy Dickey Picture this, the year is year, you’re in your pajamas in your Champlain College™ dorm, listening to Despacito 2, Shrek 5 and watching that time traveling Amish show that just came out, you’re licking your ketchup ice-cream, and over…
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In Defense of Riverdale
Written By: Audrey Waggoner Art By: Grace Monahan *Piece contains Riverdale spoilers!* To the uninitiated, the questionably-acclaimed CW show Riverdale is probably best known for this scene (a classic scene from the first season where one of the main characters proclaims his “weirdness”). It’s cringy, right? Easily written off…
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Two Weeks In Treatment
Written by Gillianne Ross Art By: Grace Monahan I taught myself how to use the Red Line last December. I ran down the stairs from the sidewalk of Mass Ave into the bowels of Boston, my mind suddenly set on getting out of Cambridge and back to Downtown Crossing.…
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The Time I Was Almost Shot
Written By: Phil McCrackin Since she was a little girl, my mom always wanted to live on a farm. So one day, when I was twelve, my dad brought home two ducks. We cleared out the second part of our garage, my grandfather’s old workshop, and turned it into…
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The End of Star Wars
Written By: Walter Hill On December 20, 2019, Star Wars as we know it will end. I have no idea how J.J. Abrams is going to bow tie the many loose ends and hinted promises presented by The Last Jedi and The Force Awakens. For me, I’m not sure the…
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Phone Sexy
Written By: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer Art By: Grace Monahan Installment #3 of Sexcessful Some of the fondest memories I have of my freshman year of college are when I was sitting on the floor of my room’s closet having video-chat phone sex with my partner. Were my two…
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Why I Hate Friday Nights
Written by: Emma Florez Art By: Lily Tammik Tl; dr- I came into college with expectations, even though I know in mindfulness you’re not supposed to have any, and they didn’t get fulfilled, so I’m going to bitch about it. Expectation: I go out every weekend. I dress up…
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Hannah the Explorer
By Hannah Paquette Art By: Grace Monahan Dora the Explorer was, in my opinion, one of the greatest shows I had the pleasure of watching when I was young. If the tv was on, there was a good chance my sister and I had our eyes glued to the…
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