Luck O’ Them Scopes

Written by Sara Mayberry What’s up astrology fiends? Let’s see what the month of March has in store for our good-luck spring break ;)  (Happy Pisces season, bitch.) Aries (March 21- April 19) This Pisces season has you feeling extra closeted and confused, not even (exclusively) in a gay way. Get out of your shell,…

Tinder-scopes

Written by Sara Mayberry SUP ASTROLOGY WHORES  Y’all have been awful clingy since last time – so this month we’re doing what the signs would Tinder message people (as if a Taurus would message first lol) anyhow here goes some sexy pick-up lines and other sly stuff ;) Aries (March 21- April 19) Hey so…

Ho Ho Ho-escopes

Written by Sara Mayberry   OH HELL YEA  It’s WHOREoscope time!  Okay, I have a mini-tangent before we begin. Just recently, I came into understanding what a Chiron is. It has to do with a comet/asteroid that passes at your precise time of birth and was originally associated with a mythological Grecian god, named Chiron….

NOVEMBER DEPRESS-OSCOPES, CUZ I GOT DEPRESSION

Written by Sara Mayberry Okay, it’s November. We’re getting really close to sad (person) hours, and the sun seems to hide away quite quickly. Separately, I feel as if it’s important to mention that the first key in identifying your own sad is how much Bon Iver you’ve listened to in the span of a…