RETRO-SCOPES

Written by Sara Mayberry In honor of everything being so confusing in the world at this moment in time, we here at Chivomengro thought it would be nice to pop back in time and see what our horoscopes had in store for us in April 2019 (because who wants to hear about 2020 anymore, amirite). So…

Luck O’ Them Scopes

Written by Sara Mayberry What’s up astrology fiends? Let’s see what the month of March has in store for our good-luck spring break ;)  (Happy Pisces season, bitch.) Aries (March 21- April 19) This Pisces season has you feeling extra closeted and confused, not even (exclusively) in a gay way. Get out of your shell,…

Tinder-scopes

Written by Sara Mayberry SUP ASTROLOGY WHORES  Y’all have been awful clingy since last time – so this month we’re doing what the signs would Tinder message people (as if a Taurus would message first lol) anyhow here goes some sexy pick-up lines and other sly stuff ;) Aries (March 21- April 19) Hey so…

Ho Ho Ho-escopes

Written by Sara Mayberry   OH HELL YEA  It’s WHOREoscope time!  Okay, I have a mini-tangent before we begin. Just recently, I came into understanding what a Chiron is. It has to do with a comet/asteroid that passes at your precise time of birth and was originally associated with a mythological Grecian god, named Chiron….