Chiv’s Crazy, Stupid, and Straight Up Weird Drunken Adventures

Written By: Champlain’s Most Angsty Art By: Izzy Dickey We can neither confirm nor deny these stories. They were sent to us anonymously and we have printed them as seen below. But… do enjoy their sheer absurdity. So I recently decided to do exactly what every mother warns you not to do while abroad. I…

Men Don’t Appreciate Lingerie

Written By: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer Art By: Izzy Dickey Installment #4 of Sexcessful  Okay, people, Valentine’s Day is coming up which means some of us ( 🙋🏻‍♀️) are getting ready for some pretty wild sexual debauchery. But surprisingly, that’s not what I’m here to discuss today. Instead, I would like to rant about how…

How A French Fry Gave Me PTSD

Written by: Eric Harvey Art by: Grace Monahan January 12, 2020, 2:40 PM–  “The Calm Before The Storm” I was sitting a thousand feet up in the air in a tight and compact tunnel surrounded by strangers all traveling to the same place as me, Burlington Vermont. I closed my eyes; this would be the…

A Brief History of Sex and Self Confidence

Written By: Rebecca Laufer Art By: Izzy Dickey   *Names have been changed* “ugh why am i so ugly?” I text Emily. “rebecca that’s not true at all. i don’t know who put that in your head, but it needs to get out.” When I was in fifth grade, a boy named Matthew “asked me…