Men Don’t Appreciate Lingerie

Written By: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer Art By: Izzy Dickey Installment #4 of Sexcessful  Okay, people, Valentine’s Day is coming up which means some of us ( 🙋🏻‍♀️) are getting ready for some pretty wild sexual debauchery. But surprisingly, that’s not what I’m here to discuss today. Instead, I would like to rant about how…

Phone Sexy

Written By: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer Art By: Grace Monahan   Installment #3 of Sexcessful Some of the fondest memories I have of my freshman year of college are when I was sitting on the floor of my room’s closet having video-chat phone sex with my partner. Were my two unsuspecting roommates home some of…

How to Have Minimally-Problematic Shower Sex

Written by: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer Art by: Grace Monahan Oh, shower sex! It’s one of those love it or hate it kinds of things, but all opinions aside, I think that everyone should at least try it three times. Why three? In case the first goes horrible, and you don’t have the proper equipment…

The Art of Finding A Goddamned Birthday Present For Your S.O.

Written by: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer I love my guy, but I hate his birthday. It’s too close to Christmas, I’m always so focused on school, and being in a fucking LDR (long-distance relationship) we don’t always get to be together to celebrate properly with a blowjob marathon. And if all of this isn’t exhausting…