Category: February 2020
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Luck O’ Them Scopes
Written by Sara Mayberry What’s up astrology fiends? Let’s see what the month of March has in store for our good-luck spring break ;) (Happy Pisces season, bitch.) Aries (March 21- April 19) This Pisces season has you feeling extra closeted and confused, not even (exclusively) in a gay way.…
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Life Writing
Written By: Akilah Doty Art By: Izzy Dickey Recently I saw a tweet reading, “You have your whole life to be a minority sis, go to an HBCU.” I giggled to myself. I couldn’t help but get it. Despite the choices of my excited peers, I was looking into PWI’s…
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Why “You” is Television’s Most Important Trash
Written by: Eric Banks Art by: Alyssa Luongo What words would you use to describe your typical romance movie? While many would label this genre as heartwarming, sweet, or romantic, a growing majority has started to call these films problematic. For years, people have been accusing films like Twilight and…
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Men Don’t Appreciate Lingerie
Written By: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer Art By: Izzy Dickey Installment #4 of Sexcessful Okay, people, Valentine’s Day is coming up which means some of us ( 🙋🏻♀️) are getting ready for some pretty wild sexual debauchery. But surprisingly, that’s not what I’m here to discuss today. Instead, I would…
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Dear Positive Mindset: Get Off My Dick
Written by: Cat Butrick Art by: Alyssa Luongo I’m fucking tired of being positive. I’m tired of trying to find the silver lining of every situation. I’m definitely tired of being the rational and optimistic person in every argument. I want to be angry. I want to drop my ice…
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The Mamba Mentality
Written by: Walter Hill Animation stills by Glen Keane- from the short film “Dear Basketball”, 2017 When I learned on January 26 that Kobe Bryant died, I was working. I mourned later that Sunday night, alone and silent on the basketball court. I mourned in the way Kobe the basketball great…
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How A French Fry Gave Me PTSD
Written by: Eric Harvey Art by: Grace Monahan January 12, 2020, 2:40 PM– “The Calm Before The Storm” I was sitting a thousand feet up in the air in a tight and compact tunnel surrounded by strangers all traveling to the same place as me, Burlington Vermont. I closed my…
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Crop Tops & Hookups
Written by: Sammie Lee Wilhoit Art by: Grace Monahan Having sex before marriage is a sin. When my friend lost her virginity in high school, I thought her parents would find out. I thought having sex meant giving up on academics and all of the responsibilities of life. I was…
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Tinder-scopes
Written by Sara Mayberry SUP ASTROLOGY WHORES Y’all have been awful clingy since last time – so this month we’re doing what the signs would Tinder message people (as if a Taurus would message first lol) anyhow here goes some sexy pick-up lines and other sly stuff ;) Aries (March…
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I’m Your New Editor—And I have Anxiety
Written by: Gillianne Ross Art by: Grace Monahan My first interaction with Chivomengro was Jess Schultz, a previous Editor in Chief, leaping up from a table at Admitted Students day when she overheard me saying that I wanted to “edit things.” As someone who has passionately detested science and math…
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