Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries (March 21- April 19) How many times must your Earth sign friends nod and say “Sure, Jan” when you deny your feelings while simultaneously never shutting up about your current beau? Admit you have a little more than a crush already, you beautiful psychotic hellfire nutjob. We love you. … Continue reading
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Horrorscopes – Your Destined Halloween Costume
Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries – Pin up Girl (March 21 – April 19) Oooh hey sailor! You’ll turn heads in a costume that shows off your bold side. Pin your hat on well so you don’t lose it while you dance! Taurus – A sexy corn (April 20 – May 20) Mmmm did the … Continue reading
Your Horoscope for this Month: 2018 Summer Gift Guide
Written by the Chiv Astrologists Hello beach babes. School is out and so is the sun! Set your watches to fun times and summer lovin’. This month, we here at Chiv are bringing you the essential summer guide to treat yourself purchases based on your sign. The best part is that they’re all under $20! … Continue reading
The Fate of the 8th
Written by Artemis Walsh Editorial Note: This was written pre-vote, and we decided to keep it in its original form while including an Addendum at the end. On May 25, 2018, millions of Irish people will go to the polls to vote in a referendum on the most contentious topic in Irish politics this decade: … Continue reading