Written by Chiv Astrologists What’s up sluts! Let’s all get our love lives in check for this here Valentine’s Day season! Some people call this a commercial and “Hallmark” holiday, but I know you sappy fucks wanna get in with someone. Let’s get one thing straight (or gay, whatever tickles your fancy): stuff is about … Continue reading
Written by the Chiv Astrologist Ring ring ring ring ring ring… Can you hear that? It’s the holidays a comin’ down the track straight into Capitalism Town! Aw shit, you have a bunch of gift cards and nothing to spend them on?? Enter Chivomengro’s 2018 Holiday gift guide, each gift carefully selected with love and … Continue reading
Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries (March 21- April 19) How many times must your Earth sign friends nod and say “Sure, Jan” when you deny your feelings while simultaneously never shutting up about your current beau? Admit you have a little more than a crush already, you beautiful psychotic hellfire nutjob. We love you. … Continue reading
Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries – Pin up Girl (March 21 – April 19) Oooh hey sailor! You’ll turn heads in a costume that shows off your bold side. Pin your hat on well so you don’t lose it while you dance! Taurus – A sexy corn (April 20 – May 20) Mmmm did the … Continue reading
