Category: Editors
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Your Horoscope for September

Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries (March 21- April 19) Welcome back to school aries! We already know you’re going to kill it this year. You probably made 500 new friends and don’t need your old ones— but remember classes are still a thing, Your professors asked we tell you…
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Your Horoscope for this Month: 2018 Summer Gift Guide

Written by the Chiv Astrologists Hello beach babes. School is out and so is the sun! Set your watches to fun times and summer lovin’. This month, we here at Chiv are bringing you the essential summer guide to treat yourself purchases based on your sign. The best part is…
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Note from Chivomengro Editorial Staff

Written by the Chivomengro Editorial Staff One week ago today, Chivomengro published its March/April 2018 issue. This contained a piece of writing by James Saunders, a first-year contributor, about the recent loss of Ethan Parker, a close friend of James’s and a student in the same major as him. This…
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Your Monthly Horoscope

Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries (March 21- April 19) Okay Aries, you’re stressed out—like, majorly stressed out. But stop fantasizing about peeling off all your skin and throwing it aside to start your life as an off-the-grid skeleton, because things are about to get better! Take a sick day…
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Your Horoscopes for the Month

Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries (March 21- April 19) At the end of March you’ll have so much Aries energy you won’t even know what to do with yourself. Here are some tips— yell a lot! Set your futon on fire! Befriend your middle school bullies! Set them on…
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Your Horoscopes for December

Aries (March 21- April 19) You thrive when you have some structure and challenge in your life, Aries. Now that you’re home on break with no obligations or responsibilities, you might feel like you’re stagnating, but don’t let it get the best of you! Put on full face just to…
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Your Horoscopes for November

Aries (March 21- April 19) Finals week is almost here Aries, and I know you’ve been putting off that paper you were assigned two weeks ago—so you know what you should do? Put some comfy sweatpants on and rewatch Stranger Things to iron out your perfect fan theory. Just email…
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Your Horrorscopes for October

Halloween is approaching, Mars is wildin’ out, and a newfound energy is about to get all up in your business this month. Aries (March 21- April 19) There is a strong influence to team up and use a likeminded friend to sort through some personal goals. Two heads are better…
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Your Horoscope for May

Aries (March 21- April 19) The fiery entrance you brought to spring is finally cooling down, Aries. But you’re still in the mood to have a fun time. With the formal season coming up, consider covering yourself in blood and glitter to crash a prom full of teens. If…
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Your Horoscope for the Month

Aries (March 21- April 19) Pay day is right around the corner and your Amazon wishlist is stocked! Treat yourself to all three Kylie lip kits—I mean you didn’t miss a single class this week, and it was raining yesterday. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) It’s no way to…

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