Category: Editors
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Your Horoscope For This Month
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Look, this month went one of two ways for you Aries—either it was fabulous or the worst mental health month you’ve had in a long time. Possibly it fluctuated between the two, confusing the hell out of you. But you’re a spring babe! Your…
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Your Horoscope for December
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Moon is in friendly air sign Aquarius today, inspiring you to consider your relationships on the last day of the year. At the start of 2017, you might want to try friendships with new species–there’s no shame in being a regular at the zoo…
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Your Horoscope for November
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Moon was in fellow fire sign Leo recently, leaving you feeling energized and ready to paint or write or punch someone in the throat. Use that energy this month for something positive. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Your sign is naturally lazy,…
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Your Horoscope for the Month
Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ve been craving intimacy and passion with your partners, but the bird that lives outside your window won’t stop squawking. Take it out back and shoot it to see your love life heat up! Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The mood is emotional this…
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In Memoriam: Spencer Walden
Chivomengro lost one of our own recently, when Melissa “Spencer” Walden passed away earlier in October. Spencer was one of the first contributing editors of Chiv back in 2012. She was whip-smart and funny as hell. She wrote articles about androgyny, the hypocrisy of the legal system, and edited countless pieces.…
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CHIVOMENGRO IS MEDITATING NOW
Welcome back to school everybody. We at Chiv had a particularly transformative summer, and we’re looking forward to, like, sharing that energy with you. Get ready to open your hearts or whatever. As usual, we’re looking forward to serving you a fresh, hot dish of collegiate whatever, even though that…
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Otis on ‘Roids
Every year, the tiny Adirondack mountain village of Elizabethtown, New York comes alive to the sound of jam sessions, electro-funk, indie-folk, and joint-induced coughing. Otis Mountain Get Down is a music festival that draws in crowds from the surrounding area for a weekend of camping, music, mud, and getting sick…
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Your Horoscope for September
Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re in the mood to connect. Search around your community for someone who shares your curiosity with the mechanics of The Human Centipede. Love could be on the way! Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You’re running out of money and the world is…
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9 Rejected Submissions for The Odyssey Online
Not every piece can have the pithy, down-to-earth, banal succor of an Odyssey Online article. Here’s some that didn’t make the cut. Date Rape: Pros and Cons 10 Genital Deformities Required if You’re Going to Send Me Dick Pics Reasons Ben Carson Should Be Your New Daddy An Open Letter…
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2014: YEAR OF THE ASS
It’s only mid-November, but here at Chivomengro we have egos bigger than the Republican party’s midterm post-coital bliss. We feel comfortable telling the internet and America what to do. And, for the sake of the internet, we’d like to go ahead and christen this past year the year of the derriere –…
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