Your Horoscope for November

Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries (March 21- April 19) How many times must your Earth sign friends nod and say “Sure, Jan” when you deny your feelings while simultaneously never shutting up about your current beau? Admit you have a little more than a crush already, you beautiful psychotic hellfire nutjob. We love you….

Horrorscopes – Your Destined Halloween Costume

Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries – Pin up Girl (March 21 – April 19) Oooh hey sailor! You’ll turn heads in a costume that shows off your bold side. Pin your hat on well so you don’t lose it while you dance! Taurus – A sexy corn (April 20 – May 20) Mmmm did the…

Your Horoscope for September

Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries (March 21- April 19) Welcome back to school aries! We already know you’re going to kill it this year. You probably made 500 new friends and don’t need your old ones— but remember classes are still a thing, Your professors asked we tell you to go to at least…

Your Horoscope for this Month: 2018 Summer Gift Guide

Written by the Chiv Astrologists Hello beach babes. School is out and so is the sun! Set your watches to fun times and summer lovin’. This month, we here at Chiv are bringing you the essential summer guide to treat yourself purchases based on your sign. The best part is that they’re all under $20!…