Category: March 2017
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The Lakehouse
When I was three years old, a family friend helped us drive our aging camper down the pitted driveway while I sat in the front seat with my mother, watching the tree branches reach out toward the glass of the windows in the eerie yellow light of headlights. We settled…
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Your Horoscope for the Month
Aries (March 21- April 19) Pay day is right around the corner and your Amazon wishlist is stocked! Treat yourself to all three Kylie lip kits—I mean you didn’t miss a single class this week, and it was raining yesterday. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) It’s no way to…
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The Holy Day the Day We Made For God
We see red cardinals mostly in the winter when they’re the only thing that’s not white on the back porch bird feeder. They are bright, blood on white, red lipstick for the first time on a fair face like Emma Stone. Female cardinals have a duller brown color, with tails and…
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The Five Best Songs on “More Life”
After a few delays, Drake’s long-awaited playlist “More Life” made its worldwide debut on March 18th. Despite the discussions about Drake declining musically in recent years, his popularity continues to soar. Mere days after Drake became the first artist to reach 10 billion streams on Spotify, “More Life” kept the…
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The Selfish Thing
Several months ago, I broke up with my girlfriend of 19 months. I sent them a breakup message on Skype (it was a long distance relationship, they live on the West Coast), deleted their number, and blocked them on every outlet of social media. This came at one of the…
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The Most Interesting Asshole in the World
Written by Sam Kimball As someone who spent nearly every Friday of my 9th and 10th grade life at a comic store competing in Magic: the Gathering tournaments, it should come as no surprise when I say I’ve met my fair share of weirdos. Being a quiet, observant kid at…
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Does Champlain Protect Survivors of Sexual Assault?
Names have been changed to protect anonymity. Chivomengro does not publish the names of survivors of sexual violence. This article contains depictions of sexual and physical assault and may be triggering to some readers. “Are you awake?” That’s what Emily’s assailant said while in the process of sexually assaulting…
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Psych Ward
Written by Ellen Oppenheim Art by Peter Moore I counted each ceiling tile in my head. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. I got to twenty and then Shauna starting screaming. I looked over, irritated, then lost my place and had to start over. Fucking Shauna, I thought. I was interrupted…
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The American Dream
1 It cannot be crushed. It can be achieved by all, all of those who meet certain requirements. Indestructible, inspirational, personal, yet internationally desired. It comes at a price; there is no standard price. Some are born with it, sparkling in their bright eyes. Some are born with it, already…
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Things that Don’t Exist
The wonders of Champlain College never cease to amaze me: except when they do. During my time looking at colleges I found Champlain College to be exceptional. It had a cool community, beautiful campus, and clubs that I wanted to join. Little did I know that Champlain College’s website like…
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