Category: Kerry Cunningham
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Damage from Hurricane Harvey Destroys Everything in Path, Including Self
On Thursday, October 5th, a story about the devastating, unnatural disaster Hurricane Harvey that swept through Hollywood was released from The New York Times. Sources say that many homes were destroyed without their consent. In the past few weeks, over 34 of the homes have claimed damages from Hurricane Harvey,…
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Trump Plays ‘Odds Are’, Destroys the Country
With the recent decisions that have been coming out of the White House—like the travel ban and the MOAB bombing—America and other countries have begun to wonder why and how these decisions keep coming to completion. The White House finally came clean and stated that every decision made in the…
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Adele Initiated Into Illuminati
On February 12, 2017, something historic occurred at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. An ancient goddess known to the public as Beyoncé was nominated for Best Album of the Year against Queen Adele and other irrelevant nominees at the 59th Annual Grammy Awards. According to the Book of…
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Thanks, Obama
http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170110224405-03-obama-farewell-0110-exlarge-169.jpg If you’re telling people you didn’t cry during President Barack Obama’s farewell address, you’re lying to them and to yourself. “It’s great to be home,” he says. You don’t even have to live in Chicago, and when Barack says he’s home, you are almost positive that his home is…
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New York Protest
Saturday, November 12th · 1pm · 1 Pierrepont Plaza, Brooklyn, NY “Fuck Hillary!” That’s what I heard shouted out of a truck in front of Hillary Clinton’s headquarters at two female volunteers from the campaign. The women didn’t even flinch. They were focused on moving everything from their desks to…
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The Pursuit for Happiness
I am not at peace. This was a line from the letter Scott Mescudi—aka Kid Cudi, platinum selling rapper—wrote to his ten million Facebook fans. I feel like shit, I feel so ashamed. I’m sorry. Kid Cudi was relating to his depression and suicidal urges, directing his comments intimately…
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What It’s Like to Sorta Work at a Music Festival
This summer, I gave out Crispy M&M’s to rockstars. Whoa, that sounded cool. I worked at Pitchfork Music Festival in Chicago, handing out free bags of candy to people all day for three days. Pitchfork Music Festival is in its 11th year, and this summer’s show at Union Park showcased both…
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Finsta
The next dank craze: FINSTAS. Yes, I said finstas. Oh, but what is a finsta, you ask? It’s a fake Instagram account where you post all of your “unappealing” pictures that only a select few are allowed to view: “just woke up,” “drunk as fuck,” “hungover,” “feelin’ myselfies,” “me eating.”…
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