Damage from Hurricane Harvey Destroys Everything in Path, Including Self

On Thursday, October 5th, a story about the devastating, unnatural disaster Hurricane Harvey that swept through Hollywood was released from The New York Times. Sources say that many homes were destroyed without their consent. In the past few weeks, over 34 of the homes have claimed damages from Hurricane Harvey, stating they “didn’t feel they…

Trump Plays ‘Odds Are’, Destroys the Country

With the recent decisions that have been coming out of the White House—like the travel ban and the MOAB bombing—America and other countries have begun to wonder why and how these decisions keep coming to completion. The White House finally came clean and stated that every decision made in the Oval Office is determined by…

Adele Initiated Into Illuminati

On February 12, 2017, something historic occurred at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. An ancient goddess known to the public as Beyoncé was nominated for Best Album of the Year against Queen Adele and other irrelevant nominees at the 59th Annual Grammy Awards. According to the Book of Bey, if said goddess does…

Thanks, Obama

If you’re telling people you didn’t cry during President Barack Obama’s farewell address, you’re lying to them and to yourself. “It’s great to be home,” he says. You don’t even have to live in Chicago, and when Barack says he’s home, you are almost positive that his home is also your home. His “final ask”…