Welcome back to school everybody. We at Chiv had a particularly transformative summer, and we’re looking forward to, like, sharing that energy with you. Get ready to open your hearts or whatever. As usual, we’re looking forward to serving you a fresh, hot dish of collegiate whatever, even though that wasn’t really what you ordered.... Continue Reading →
The Weird Reverse Race Baiting of Colin Kaepernick
NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick has become a trending topic in the past couple weeks. Kaepernick–best known for leading the San Francisco 49ers to Super Bowl 47–has been sitting out the National Anthem since the beginning of the preseason. However, it was not until a few weeks in that that Kaepernick's protest made national news. Unlike the... Continue Reading →
Study Shows Humans Should Consume 6-8 Metric Tons of Water Per Day
A new study conducted by researchers at Johnson & Johnson recently found that the average American Human should be consuming at least six to eight metric tons of water every day (or about 12,000 lbs. for the common man). Head scientist of the study, Theo R.F. Switzickswalzakc, working entirely off of a hunch, was able... Continue Reading →
Day Drinking is Cool, Okay?
Let it be known that day drinking is not for those of you who’ve got your shit together, or even those of you who want people to think you’ve got your shit together. Day drinking is for those of us who are an absolute mess and know it. I just turned 19, which blows, so... Continue Reading →
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