Category: March 2020
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The “Gone Girl” Dichotomy
Written By: Zoe Leone Art By: Alyssa Luongo Amy Dunne is a seemingly picturesque literary character. When we first met Amy, she’s perfect. Perfect blonde hair, perfect willowy frame, perfect privileged background. She’s a damsel in distress; her marriage started out like a fairytale, but has turned into an abusive…
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Lessons In Trauma
Written By: Kate Doe Art By: Kate Doe I am molded by my traumatic life experiences. Each has taught me a lesson in strength and decision making. From each trauma, I further dug myself into a depressive hole to protect my mind and body from anything else that could affect…
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Skate Park Fun
Written By: Emma Florez Art By: Alyssa Luongo You know that fragile state you’re in when someone rejects you where you are liable to do just about anything? This was the state I found myself in one early fall night at the skatepark. Everyone was running up the ramps, but…
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Good-Bye Bojack
Written By: Eric Banks Art By: Alyssa Luongo What’s the best show of all time? While the answer to this question may vary from person to person, there are certainly some shows that will pop up more than once. Vince Gilligan’s epic tragedy Breaking Bad certainly comes to mind, as…
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Chiv’s Crazy, Stupid, and Straight Up Weird Drunken Adventures
Written By: Champlain’s Most Angsty Art By: Izzy Dickey We can neither confirm nor deny these stories. They were sent to us anonymously and we have printed them as seen below. But… do enjoy their sheer absurdity. So I recently decided to do exactly what every mother warns you not…
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Or Why Jesus Christ is the OG Gamer
Written By: Phil McCrackin I watched Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Here’s what I thought! The Story First off, there’s the main plot. The one where Jesus Christ beats up a bunch of big tiddy goth lesbian vampires. And then there’s this weird, out-of-place secondary plot interspersed throughout that is literally…
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