Chiv’s Crazy, Stupid, and Straight Up Weird Drunken Adventures

Written By: Champlain’s Most Angsty Art By: Izzy Dickey We can neither confirm nor deny these stories. They were sent to us anonymously and we have printed them as seen below. But… do enjoy their sheer absurdity. So I recently decided to do exactly what every mother warns you not to do while abroad. I…

WE’RE BACK, ON EARTH, WITH YOU

Politicians are pretty corrupt, man. Lucky for you, Chivomengro is still cool. We’re back from a summer-long hiatus with essays, inspirational jazzercise reviews, and opportunities galore. Coming up this year, we have freshman sob stories, one-on-one music interviews, SGA slam-downs, and a look into the one thing we all hold closest to our hearts: shitty beer….

IT’S THE END OF THE YEAR, FUCKERS

It’s been a shitty, fun, sweaty year here at Chivomengro, and while there’s nothing we adore more than reminiscing about 365 days of mistakes, it’s time to look forward to the future (or so our therapists tell us). Next semester, we’re expanding our team–we’re looking to take on columnists, staff members, circus clowns, res life staff, etc. Our hope…

WE HAVE A NEW LAYOUT AND WE THINK WE’RE HOT SHIT

  Chivomengro – now with twice the sodium!  We’re back and as ambiguous about why as ever. After a summer hiatus filled with low-wage employment and plenty of self-loathing, Chivomengro is at it again. With a brand new look and a real URL, we’re filled with a heady sense of intellectual excitement and the dull…