Your Horoscope for December

Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Moon is in friendly air sign Aquarius today, inspiring you to consider your relationships on the last day of the year. At the start of 2017, you might want to try friendships with new species–there’s no shame in being a regular at the zoo if you’re looking for a…

Gawker, Gawker, Gone

I haven’t seen Hulk Hogan’s sex tape, but I feel confident in saying that it is not worth $230 million. I also know for a fact it is not worth all of Gawker.com being shut down and yet, somehow, that’s exactly what happened. In August 2016, Gawker, the pretty cousin of web journalism that did…

The Best Places To Cry: A Finals Week Review

This past finals week, I hit a writer’s block mere hours before a final was due. In an effort to alleviate that and the stress it caused me, I procrastinated for hours by scouring the campus in search of the best places to stress-cry during finals week. These were the best places I found to…

A Brief Timeline of Native Americans Getting Fucked Over Yet Again

March 2016: Energy Transfer Partners LP has gotten approval from all four states to start construction on a 1,172 mile underground oil pipeline. The EPA suspects pumping about 570,000 barrels of crude oil a day through the ground could lead to some environmental problems and asks the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to check it…