Category: March 2019
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CHIV LUCKSCOPES MARCH 2019
Written by Chiv Astrologists What’s up bitches, we’re here to see what kind of luck you’ll be getting in this four-leaf-clover-claimed month. Just because McDonald’s says it’s time to “get your luck on” with a Shamrock Shake, does not mean you should feed into one of the biggest monopolies in…
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My Raw, Uncensored, Totally TMI Account Of Getting An IUD
Written by Lily Evans Illustrated by Sabrina Small I was freshly sixteen years old when I asked my mother about going on the birth control pill. When we had the conversation, I told her that it was because I had very heavy periods and excruciating cramps. That wasn’t entirely a lie, but…
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Black Men and Mental Health Stigma
Written by Anthony Mahon Art by Alyssa Luongo In 2016, #YouGoodMan began trending on Twitter after rapper Kid Cudi openly discussed his mental health struggles. Cudi’s post helped to renew and spread a dialogue about the stigmatization of black men and mental health. Two years later, it’s very much still…
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Strictly Dickly
Written by Olivia Lyons Everyone loves their best friend, but some people think my best friend and I have taken our love to a non-platonic level. For the past three and a half years that we have known each other, we have been asked how long we’ve been in a…
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My Drunk Inauguration Speech
Written by Cat Butrick *This entire article was written while I was absolutely smashed. Found it in my notes the next morning when adding food to my grocery list* There’s something enchanting about your first basement party. The smell of cheap vodka and sweaty (almost) post-pubescent bodies. The constant pushing…
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A Writer’s Ode To James Baldwin
Written by Walter Hill Illustrated by Isabel Dickey The faces of the civil rights movement are iconic. Their faces themselves, the furrowed brows and clenched jaws, held the hope and anger and resilience of a whole people. The Martin Luther Kings and Malcolm Xs of the world often tear their…
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Dreams of Terror and Unfamiliarity
Written by Artemis Walsh Illustrated by Grace Monahan I don’t usually remember my dreams, and I’ve rarely seen the sunrise. I have always found “early to bed, early to rise” immensely difficult. By the beginning of my final semester of college, I found it almost impossible to fall asleep in…
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My Emo Farewell Speech (Goodbye Bitches)
Written by Jessica Schultz When I was a first year at Champlain, I idolized my friends who were seniors. They seemed so put-together and cool—they made music, ran Chiv, and seemed like they were never in a rush to do anything. They took me to comedy nights and concerts and…
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My Dad is a Possible Felon
Written and Illustrated By Isabel Dickey I think it goes like this: They laundered money from Europe to the United States. My dad was the brains, my mom did the books. My dad traveled throughout Europe doing “business” – Paris, Prague, and London. Then he landed in Portugal. They spent…
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I Peaked In Preschool
Written by Sammie Lee Wilhoit Art by Alyssa Luongo There is a common phrase that people peak in high school – that it was the high point of their life. They were popular; a cheerleader or an athlete. I didn’t peak in high school. Due to my nearly impeccable memory,…
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