Category: Feature
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Your Horoscopes for November
Aries (March 21- April 19) Finals week is almost here Aries, and I know you’ve been putting off that paper you were assigned two weeks ago—so you know what you should do? Put some comfy sweatpants on and rewatch Stranger Things to iron out your perfect fan theory. Just email…
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Your Horrorscopes for October
Halloween is approaching, Mars is wildin’ out, and a newfound energy is about to get all up in your business this month. Aries (March 21- April 19) There is a strong influence to team up and use a likeminded friend to sort through some personal goals. Two heads are better…
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Patriotic Witchcraft
Written by Jordan Upshaw Art by Jessica Schultz Before President Obama witnessed us burn this country to the ground and then peaced the fuck out, he told us all to get involved in politics and make a difference. Starting in February, the witch community did just that—they organized a national…
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My Granddad is Literally Mater from Cars
In January 2006, my granddad, Buddy Smith, died. He ran a garage in a town so small that the P.O. boxes for all residents are tucked into one corner of the general store. My only solid memory of him was running up to his workshop and asking if I could…
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Toilet Talk
When I first when to the male’s bathroom, I was very strategic about it. I decided to go in the middle of a class time on the fourth floor of the CCM building, which doesn’t have a lot of classrooms on it in the first place. To my relief, the…
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Your Horoscope for May
Aries (March 21- April 19) The fiery entrance you brought to spring is finally cooling down, Aries. But you’re still in the mood to have a fun time. With the formal season coming up, consider covering yourself in blood and glitter to crash a prom full of teens. If…
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Your Horoscope for the Month
Aries (March 21- April 19) Pay day is right around the corner and your Amazon wishlist is stocked! Treat yourself to all three Kylie lip kits—I mean you didn’t miss a single class this week, and it was raining yesterday. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) It’s no way to…
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The Most Interesting Asshole in the World
Written by Sam Kimball As someone who spent nearly every Friday of my 9th and 10th grade life at a comic store competing in Magic: the Gathering tournaments, it should come as no surprise when I say I’ve met my fair share of weirdos. Being a quiet, observant kid at…
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Does Champlain Protect Survivors of Sexual Assault?
Names have been changed to protect anonymity. Chivomengro does not publish the names of survivors of sexual violence. This article contains depictions of sexual and physical assault and may be triggering to some readers. “Are you awake?” That’s what Emily’s assailant said while in the process of sexually assaulting…
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Satire is a Woman’s Weapon
News flash: women aren’t funny—they’re hilarious. This may come as a shock to some people, so we wanted to highlight a new kick-ass, women-led satire publication. Meet The Belladonna. Helmed by four female editors—Caitlin Kunkel, Brooke Preston, Fiona Taylor, and Carrie Wittmer—The Belladonna accepts submissions from cis and non-cis women,…
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