Category: Feature
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So . . . Rachel Dolezal Has a Book Now
Over one year ago, Rachel Dolezal—then-President of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP—came under fire when she was outed as a white woman despite claiming to be black. The scandal led Dolezal to step down from her position as President. What followed was a series of televised appearances including…
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Your Horoscope for November
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Moon was in fellow fire sign Leo recently, leaving you feeling energized and ready to paint or write or punch someone in the throat. Use that energy this month for something positive. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Your sign is naturally lazy,…
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Ace At Life
We talk about sex a lot. By we, I mean humans. We joke about people’s sex lives and the proportions of dicks. The word “fuck”—arguably the most popular swear word in the English language—originally meant “to have sex.” Candidates for president of the United States engaged in a heated discussion…
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Your Horoscope for the Month
Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ve been craving intimacy and passion with your partners, but the bird that lives outside your window won’t stop squawking. Take it out back and shoot it to see your love life heat up! Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The mood is emotional this…
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A Beginners Guide to Satanism
I’m going to start this whole thing off by saying that despite the mountain of research I’ve done in the last month I am by no means an expert on this topic. I’ve done my best to outline the basics of everything here, but this is a deep and complex…
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Your Horoscope for September
Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re in the mood to connect. Search around your community for someone who shares your curiosity with the mechanics of The Human Centipede. Love could be on the way! Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You’re running out of money and the world is…
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Ben Carson Hates Vaginas
Recently, conservative and potential 2016 presidential candidate, Ben Carson blamed the Michael Brown shooting and the resulting protests on feminists. Yes, you read that correctly. Feminists. According to Ben Carson our generation doesn’t know how to “respond to authority.” This is because a “majority of inner city children are born…
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Welcome to the New United States: Bring Goggles!
In 1993, several of the world’s largest nations got together to determine how they could make war suck less. This was called the Weapons Convention of 1993. They were able to come up with an agreement that did, in fact, (fractionally) make war suck less–and almost every nation in the…
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Dear Brett Easton Ellis
On August 24th, 2014, Brett Easton Ellis wrote a piece in Vanity Fair describing millennials and those in their 20’s – the children of the late boomers and early gen Xers – as “Generation Wuss.” When I read “Generation Wuss,” by Ellis I was overwhelmed with frustration to the point where typing…
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No One Gives a Fuck About Ebola
Since December 2013 the Ebola virus has been spreading around West Africa. And for the past nine months -during which thousands of black West Africans have died- no one really gave a fuck. Until some poor unfortunate (white) foreign aid worker came back to the United States with the virus. Leading…
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