My Drunk Inauguration Speech (Hello Bitches)
Cat Butrick / Essay / March 2019

My Drunk Inauguration Speech (Hello Bitches)

Written by Cat Butrick *This entire article was written while I was absolutely smashed. Found it in my notes the next morning when adding food to my grocery list* There’s something enchanting about your first basement party. The smell of cheap vodka and sweaty (almost) post-pubescent bodies. The constant pushing and I’m sorrys. The trashy … Continue reading