Category: Grace Monahan
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Or Why Jesus Christ is the OG Gamer
Written By: Phil McCrackin I watched Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Here’s what I thought! The Story First off, there’s the main plot. The one where Jesus Christ beats up a bunch of big tiddy goth lesbian vampires. And then there’s this weird, out-of-place secondary plot interspersed throughout that is literally…
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Why “You” is Television’s Most Important Trash
Written by: Eric Banks Art by: Alyssa Luongo What words would you use to describe your typical romance movie? While many would label this genre as heartwarming, sweet, or romantic, a growing majority has started to call these films problematic. For years, people have been accusing films like Twilight and…
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Crop Tops & Hookups
Written by: Sammie Lee Wilhoit Art by: Grace Monahan Having sex before marriage is a sin. When my friend lost her virginity in high school, I thought her parents would find out. I thought having sex meant giving up on academics and all of the responsibilities of life. I was…
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I’m Your New Editor—And I have Anxiety
Written by: Gillianne Ross Art by: Grace Monahan My first interaction with Chivomengro was Jess Schultz, a previous Editor in Chief, leaping up from a table at Admitted Students day when she overheard me saying that I wanted to “edit things.” As someone who has passionately detested science and math…
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In Defense of Riverdale
Written By: Audrey Waggoner Art By: Grace Monahan *Piece contains Riverdale spoilers!* To the uninitiated, the questionably-acclaimed CW show Riverdale is probably best known for this scene (a classic scene from the first season where one of the main characters proclaims his “weirdness”). It’s cringy, right? Easily written off…
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Two Weeks In Treatment
Written by Gillianne Ross Art By: Grace Monahan I taught myself how to use the Red Line last December. I ran down the stairs from the sidewalk of Mass Ave into the bowels of Boston, my mind suddenly set on getting out of Cambridge and back to Downtown Crossing.…
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Phone Sexy
Written By: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer Art By: Grace Monahan Installment #3 of Sexcessful Some of the fondest memories I have of my freshman year of college are when I was sitting on the floor of my room’s closet having video-chat phone sex with my partner. Were my two…
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Hannah the Explorer
By Hannah Paquette Art By: Grace Monahan Dora the Explorer was, in my opinion, one of the greatest shows I had the pleasure of watching when I was young. If the tv was on, there was a good chance my sister and I had our eyes glued to the…
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Piercing My Nose with a Sewing Needle—Seriously
Written by: Gillianne Ross Art by: Grace Monahan We all do weird-ass, crazy shit as teenagers, and I was no exception. Middle school in rural Vermont is like a blackhole of anxiety and hormones you cannot escape. City kids can lead a double life if so desired, but not…
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I Am Drowning in Whiteness: Inspired by Ijeoma Oluo
Written by: Jadah Bearden Art by: Grace Monahan I exist at the intersection of Black, Queer, Woman on this white campus. My choice to attend Champlain was a decision by which my identity would be repressed and malnourished for four years. My thought process went a little like this:…
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