Category: Reviews
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There’s Something About Oscar

It’s awards season! A very exciting time for budding filmmakers and people who still go to movie theaters (me). A lot of people don’t care about the Oscars because there’s a lot of bitterness against the system that’s in place. La La Land, a film about Emma Stone and Ryan…
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Depressed Kid’s Guide To Post-Election Depression

So your candidate lost. You may have had high hopes. You may have been desperately biting your nails on November 8th. You may have even thought she was going to win. Perhaps you didn’t want to support her, but felt she was better than the other guy. But now the…
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Eat Your Gender, Clean Alien Trash—All In a Day’s Work for Sundae Month

After two years of planning, designing, programming, and writing, Sundae Month—a Vermont-based game design collective—is ready for today’s release of Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor through their publisher tinyBuild. Diaries is an “anti-adventure” game about being a genderqueer janitor on a planet called Xabran’s Rock. As the release date rushed…
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KD Gets Shit for Trying to Win

Fans of the Oklahoma City Thunder wasted little time barbecuing Kevin Durant jerseys when the 7-time All-Star declared that he would be signing with the Golden State Warriors. For Golden State Warriors fans, the addition of Kevin Durant gave them another reason to celebrate on the Fourth of July. Kevin Durant has…
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Blockbuster and Ball

Alright, hear me out: we need to bring back Blockbuster. How many times have you sat down with a significant other, a friend, even a Tinder match (this is a safe place, it’s okay to admit it), preparing to watch a movie only to find that Netflix removed it in…
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“Social Media is the Goddamn Devil”

Last month, the internet showed its true colors thanks to scandalous developments in two celebrity relationships. The first, between Australian rapper Iggy Azalea and Los Angeles Laker Nick Young, had been going strong for nearly three years. The couple announced their engagement in June 2015. However, his teammate, D’Angelo Russell,…
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9 Rejected Submissions for The Odyssey Online

Not every piece can have the pithy, down-to-earth, banal succor of an Odyssey Online article. Here’s some that didn’t make the cut. Date Rape: Pros and Cons 10 Genital Deformities Required if You’re Going to Send Me Dick Pics Reasons Ben Carson Should Be Your New Daddy An Open Letter…
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How to Stay Single

Being a single gal myself, I can confirm that there are some serious perks to the “loner” lifestyle. I am an independent, free 20 year-old chick and I can have 50 crushes at once. Literally, no one can say anything. And if you do have something to say—wow—you’re probably sort of…
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Kehlani is Making a Recovery

Bad news travels fast. It travels even faster if you’re a celebrity. Former Grammy nominee, Kehlani Parrish, was confirmed in January to be dating Cleveland Cavaliers point guard, Kyrie Irving. Two months later, the athlete-singer duo’s relationship concluded on a sour note. In a since-deleted post on PARTYNEXTDOOR’s Instagram, the OVO…
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How to Survive Your First Frat Party

If you attend college, then you’re probably going to go to a few parties during your time at your chosen institute of higher learning. Odds are, at least one of these parties will be a frat party. This happens to all college students at some point, usually freshman year. The little…

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