Ben Carson Hates Vaginas

Recently, conservative and potential 2016 presidential candidate, Ben Carson blamed the Michael Brown shooting and the resulting protests on feminists. Yes, you read that correctly. Feminists. According to Ben Carson our generation doesn’t know how to “respond to authority.” This is because a “majority of inner city children are born out of wedlock” and are…

Welcome to the New United States: Bring Goggles!

In 1993, several of the world’s largest nations got together to determine how they could make war suck less. This was called the Weapons Convention of 1993.  They were able to come up with an agreement that did, in fact, (fractionally) make war suck less–and almost every nation in the damn world signed this agreement. …

No One Gives a Fuck About Ebola

Since December 2013 the Ebola virus has been spreading around West Africa. And for the past nine months -during which thousands of black West Africans have died- no one really gave a fuck. Until some poor unfortunate (white) foreign aid worker came back to the United States with the virus. Leading to the spread of enough…