Category: Phil McCrackin
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Or Why Jesus Christ is the OG Gamer
Written By: Phil McCrackin I watched Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Here’s what I thought! The Story First off, there’s the main plot. The one where Jesus Christ beats up a bunch of big tiddy goth lesbian vampires. And then there’s this weird, out-of-place secondary plot interspersed throughout that is literally…
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The Time I Was Almost Shot
Written By: Phil McCrackin Since she was a little girl, my mom always wanted to live on a farm. So one day, when I was twelve, my dad brought home two ducks. We cleared out the second part of our garage, my grandfather’s old workshop, and turned it into…
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