Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Or Why Jesus Christ is the OG Gamer

Written By: Phil McCrackin I watched Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Here’s what I thought!  The Story First off, there’s the main plot. The one where Jesus Christ beats up a bunch of big tiddy goth lesbian vampires. And then there’s this weird, out-of-place secondary plot interspersed throughout that is literally just a hobo shouting in…

The Time I Was Almost Shot

Written By: Phil McCrackin   Since she was a little girl, my mom always wanted to live on a farm. So one day, when I was twelve, my dad brought home two ducks. We cleared out the second part of our garage, my grandfather’s old workshop, and turned it into a barn of sorts. Those…