Category: Jordan Upshaw
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A Brief Timeline of Native Americans Getting Fucked Over Yet Again
March 2016: Energy Transfer Partners LP has gotten approval from all four states to start construction on a 1,172 mile underground oil pipeline. The EPA suspects pumping about 570,000 barrels of crude oil a day through the ground could lead to some environmental problems and asks the U.S. Army Corps…
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The Truth About Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood, America’s first birth control clinic, opened its doors on October 16, 1916. Nine days later it was shut down by police for the first time and its founder, Margaret Sanger, was thrown in jail. She provided the inmates with information about birth control while imprisoned. This set the…
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Thanksgiving Breakup
I didn’t really date in high school. Social awkwardness and sarcasm as a defense mechanism doesn’t exactly equate to teenage boys falling all over you. By the time I was a junior I’d kissed exactly two people (one was for a school play) and been on a grand total of four…
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Supermodel Diet: College Student Edition
Lucky for us, we live in a world where being beautiful, for some, is a full-time job. But since “Torturing Myself into the Shape and Look Society has Chosen” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue as a job title, we went with Supermodel. And for some reason I thought it…
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How to Survive Your First Frat Party
If you attend college, then you’re probably going to go to a few parties during your time at your chosen institute of higher learning. Odds are, at least one of these parties will be a frat party. This happens to all college students at some point, usually freshman year. The little…
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