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It’s been a shitty, fun, sweaty year here at Chivomengro, and while there’s nothing we adore more than reminiscing about 365 days of mistakes, it’s time to look forward to the future (or so our therapists tell us).

Next semester, we’re expanding our team–we’re looking to take on columnists, staff members, circus clowns, res life staff, etc. Our hope is to build a team of writers who are both dirty and misguided, but very special snowflakes. We want to zone in on Champlain’s writing community (whatever the fuck that means) and help it grow. If you’re looking to be a part of our monthly meetings or writing events (did someone say writing kegger?) send us an email some time this summer with the headline: “DID YOU FUCKING SAY WRITING KEGGER?” to

But we’re procrastinators at heart, so we’ll worry about that later. For now, we want to highlight the best Twitters here at Champlain. We chose from a pool of highly unqualified tweeters that were nominated via our Facebook contest–if you missed out this time don’t worry, we’ll be having plenty of contests throughout the year to satisfy your thirst.

Here’s our compilation of the funniest, chillest, trillest people participating in that dank, heavy Champlain Internet Scene.

1. Jackie Carroll of @luckyswell

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2. Matt Cruz of @PleasureCruz

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3. Ben Demars of @ive_benjamin

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1. Rachel Craig of @fast_sneakers

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2. Noah Kozlowski of @aLostKoz

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At the beginning of next semester we’ll be kicking off election season by highlighting some of Champ’s best political activist on Twitter, so keep a frickin’ eye out.


XOXO, from your favorite Twitter-thirsty editorial team @jenmacneil & @mollymcghee.

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