ESSAYS


  • “The Fifteen” Fallacies

    “The Fifteen” Fallacies

    Written by Gillianne Ross Starting college can be terrifying, exciting, and a bit diarrheal. You’ve got a new home (which has mysterious stains on the rug), new friends (we all need them at this point), and new responsibilities (so set a fucking alarm and get moving, debt waits for nobody). Not only are there all… Read more

  • To The Guys Who Blame Me For Their Feelings

    To The Guys Who Blame Me For Their Feelings

    Written by: Sammie Lee Wilhoit Art by: Grace Monahan This is a PSA for anyone guilting other people for your feelings: they aren’t in charge of how you feel! In the past year, I’ve had many guys blame me for making them feel sad, depressed, or guilty. In many cases, the reason for this statement… Read more

  • Pornhub Cares

    Written by Nick Feeney Art by: Izzy Dickey Who ever would have guessed that Pornhub would care more about the future of our doomed planet than the government of an international superpower?  Welcome to our reality kiddos. Let’s start by pointing the obvious out: yes, Pornhub is currently running the game in terms of cleaning… Read more

  • An Existential Rant From A Struggling Writer

    An Existential Rant From A Struggling Writer

    Written by Reagan Lee There’s so many important things to communicate. Words fail us. They fail us on a daily basis, when we search for the right ones or search for the ones with the proper way to communicate what we’re trying to say. I’m supposed to be a writing major, but on a daily… Read more

  • Dime For Your Thoughts

    Dime For Your Thoughts

    Written by Isabel Dickey When you find a dime left around, it’s because someone is sending you a message from beyond the grave. It doesn’t count if it’s next to other change. Just a dime, alone on the floor, or on the sink, maybe on the kitchen counter. Whoever you’ve lost is missing you. Wherever… Read more

  • To Mourn, To Pray and To Hope

    To Mourn, To Pray and To Hope

    Written by Artemis Walsh Illustrated by Grace Monahan As I typed these words, Notre-Dame-de-Paris was on fire. It sounds almost uncanny or unreal that such a notable historical site, such an ancient and well known artifact is as mortal as its creators. The men who first designed or built the church are long dead, and… Read more