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The Art of Finding A Goddamned Birthday Present For Your S.O.
Written by: Chiv’s Resident Sex Writer I love my guy, but I hate his birthday. It’s too close to Christmas, I’m always so focused on school, and being in a fucking LDR (long-distance relationship) we don’t always get to be together to celebrate properly with a blowjob marathon. And if all of this isn’t exhausting… Read more
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Holy Elaine, The 101 Year Old Doll
Written by Hannah Lindenberg I have a creepy 101 year old doll living in my house. She sits in a rocking chair that sings a tune when it’s purposely rocked or moved by the wind. She was a gift for my great aunt Elaine on her fifth birthday; she also got her name from her.… Read more
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OCTOBER SPOOKSCOPES!
Written by Sara Mayberry Aries (March 21- April 19) Aries, just because it’s spooky season doesn’t mean you can be scary to your friends. Allow others in, smoke some weed, just CHILL aries! You’re very intellectually receptive, but you’re feeling emotionally stunted right now – go with your gut, your firey fuck. Taurus (April 20… Read more
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All The Best Horror Movies to Stream This Month
Written by: Audrey Waggoner Art by: Grace Monahan If you know anything about me, you’ll know that I’m a bit of a snob when it comes to horror movies. Here are a few I particularly like, ranging from sweet to sickening. Carnival of Souls (Amazon Prime): an atmospheric, unsettling black and white flick from 1962.… Read more
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My Strange Addiction: Chewing Gum
Written by Big Mike Art by Grace Monahan The year is 2017, and I’m in the Netherlands. Nothing is out of the ordinary and I’m waiting for my flight to come back to the states. I walk through the security scanner and the security officer asks me to step to the side. Confused, I comply… Read more
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Weekend At Papa’s (Saturdays Are For The Boys)
Written by: Taylor Antonioli Art by: Grace Monahan “What on this god given earth gave you the idea you should string him up like a doll and have him drink with you? Were you already fried when you thought of it?” Ralph’s mother was someone who’s back would make a ruler look bent, and eyes… Read more
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