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watercoat – “Hibernal Sounds”
Written by Gillianne Ross The origins of watercoat begin in the small bedrooms of Burlington, at four in the morning, in the dead of winter. Culled out of the chaos of college life, watercoat released their debut album “Hibernal Sounds”. Drawing inspiration from bands such as Days N’ Daze and Animal Collective, watercoat offers a… Read more
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Chiv’s Worst Sex Stories
Written By Champlain’s Most Angsty Art By Alyssa Luongo and Grace Monahan *Uncredited to preserve anonymity* We asked for your worst sex stories, and oh my did we get some… I’m on estradiol, which makes it a lot more difficult to climax. Both I and the girl I was having sex with also have joint… Read more
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CHIV LOVESCOPES FOR PALENTINES DAY 2019
Written by Chiv Astrologists What’s up sluts! Let’s all get our love lives in check for this here Valentine’s Day season! Some people call this a commercial and “Hallmark” holiday, but I know you sappy fucks wanna get in with someone. Let’s get one thing straight (or gay, whatever tickles your fancy): stuff is about… Read more
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The Best Worst Job In The World
Written by Alexis Boucher *Names have been changed to maintain privacy* When I was job hunting last year, the last place I expected to end up was at an after-school program as a tutor. After working there for a whole semester, I hardly thought to continue working with children. For most of my post-puberty life,… Read more
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To All the Boys I’ve Swiped Right On: An Open Letter to Men on Tinder
Written by Olivia Lyons If you are between the ages of 21 and 26, within about 50 miles of my current location and a male identifying person interested in females, you may have seen me on Tinder. I created my account with the full intent of using it as a social experiment. As a 22-year-old,… Read more
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Charlotte Perkins Gilman is the Mother of Madness
Written By: Gillianne Ross Illustrations by: Grace Monahan “There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. As well speak of a female liver.” – Charlotte Perkins Gilman Way back, a little more than one hundred years ago, before women had the vote, female power was the “ultimate threat” to society. However,… Read more
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