Category: October 2024
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A Modest Debate: The Unbiased Opinions of the Third-Party Presidential Candidate You’ve Been Waiting For
Written by Jordan Coolbeth Art by Christopher Chapman Note from the Chivomengro team: Recently one of our writers, Jordan Coolbeth, had the opportunity to interview a currently unknown third-party candidate. This interview was recorded, and below is the official transcript. Unfortunately, this candidate neglected to tell us their name at…
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October Horoscopes
Written by Julia Cote Art by Greta Scheff Yippee! It’s peak millennial cringe season! Put your UGGs on and sip these horoscopes like a PSL. Aries: Wait, don’t go. I didn’t mean that you play dirty. I meant that you play filthy. Don’t come over with an Uno deck anymore. …
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The Milieu of the Literary It-Girl is Sweaty
Written by Clara MacMeekin Art by Lute Campbell It is the same temperature outside than it is inside the building. Though, that’s probably because I’m dehydrated—which is also why I am feeling drunk after one whiskey sour. I specifically ordered a whiskey sour in order to seem cooler. I’m also…
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How Abuse Turned my Life into Theseus’s Paradox
Written by Audrey Orenstein Art by Jorge Avila TW: Domestic Abuse, SA As July of 2024 entered its latter half, I realized that my camel’s back had been broken for a while. My boyfriend had said and done so much that should’ve been the last straw, but I had held…
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Kinds of Kindess
Written by Julian Dindal Art by Lily Anderson a memorial benchmaple leavesskinny twin treesalone with Chachi, rest in peaceforked paths rustling leavescreaking trunksthrashing and bobbing, the foliage rave their fingersstretch out and cross. the creation of adamin the skylike a pinkypromise.distance between, but from this perspectivethey look crossed.tingling like two…
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Church Street Poem
Poem by Audrey Orenstein Art by Hadley Rae-Balmes My new dormitory requires two keysI asked myself “how do I keep track of these?I can’t have them loose in my pocket, no way!”It was then that I realized that I’d have to payFor a keychain to make them inseparableAfter that, my…
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The Cards Say: Turning Twenty Sucks
Written by Abigail Marble Art by Greta Scheff When I turned twenty everything shifted: sitting in my hazy, incense-filled room; crying on the quilt my grandmother made for me when I turned thirteen; thinking about what would come next. The week had already been miserable, from fighting with a roommate,…
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