Category: November 2023
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Chivomengro Playlist
Fall is over, which means seasonal depression is in, BUT our fall playlist lives on. What better way to pull yourself out of hibernation? It’s spooky, it’s grunge, it’s the music someone’s ex-boyfriend introduced them to, it’s the music someone got OVER their ex-boyfriend to. We’ve even got some folk…
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November Horoscopes
Written by Madeleine Minks Art by Seven Descheneaux Aries: For your future self: you need to calm down. Like, seriously. Calm the fuck down. Take like, three deep breaths. Go outside. Eat something green. Not the leaves, you heathen. Something you’re supposed to eat. God. Taurus: Someone you love is…
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Abi’s Ins and Outs
Written by Abriella Guertin Art by Lillian Anderson Disclaimer because my editors made me: These are my opinions. If you don’t like them, close the tab. I’m just words on a screen. Don’t send me an email saying you disagree. I don’t care. INs: Bold lip, no mascara Hiking boots …
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Bird Trauma
Written by Ella Quinlan Art by Lillian Anderson My mother’s taste in men is comparable to the palette of a 12 year old boy who awakened their anger by playing Call of Duty: childish, entitled, and at times, downright strange. Let my father be example A. She met him, a…
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Connectivity In (Minor) Crisis
Written by Madeleine Minks Art by Greta Scheff Throughout all three years of middle school, I had the same locker. Everyone had the same locker, and as a result, all of my locker buddies remained the same. This was unfortunate in one regard: the boy whose locker was above mine,…
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Why I Broke Up With TikTok
Written by Audrey Orenstein Art by Greta Scheff As a general rule, I try not to form any hard opinions on media until I feel fully qualified to do so. While I’ve gotten pretty good at guessing what I may or may not like, I never know for sure and…
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Why The UFC’s Most Popular Fighter Is Not The Best
Written by Randolph Trow Art by Lucas Eglin Of the top 10 most sold UFC pay-per-views, 8 of them featured a Conor McGregor Main Event. After all, he’s easily the most popular Mixed Martial Artist in the entire history of the sport, as well as being present in the top…
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