Brian Williams Suspended From Cables

Yesterday, Brian Williams was seen being suspended from cables for a stunt in his new upcoming action thriller American Anchorman: Under Fire. The film takes place in Iraq about a war reporter whose helicopters are hit by multiple RPGs. Williams announced that he’d be taking six months off the air to produce and star in…

Bowling Epidemic Moves from West Africa to Dallas

Picture this. You’re standing at the end of the lane, bowling ball in hand. The never-ending sound of crashing pins causes your head to pound as you experience muscle pain and weakness from holding the ball for too long. After a few more rolls you begin to develop stomach pain from the greasy food. It’s…

ISIS Militants Show Interest in Buying Atlanta Hawks

Bruce Levenson recently announced that he would sell his controlling stake in the Atlanta Hawks franchise due to the racial controversy of an email he sent in 2012. Levenson complained in the email that the black fan base made ‘southern whites uncomfortable’ and that he wished to draw larger crowds of middle-aged white males to…