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November ’24 Horoscopes
Written by Julia Cote Art by Lute Campbell It’s November! Your hands are dry! A major election may or may not be approaching (it is)! In times of uncertainty, we must look to the sky for answers. Not Little Dipper though; they said some crazy shit about the insurrection. Oh, and… Aries: You know who… Read more
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A Modest Debate: The Unbiased Opinions of the Third-Party Presidential Candidate You’ve Been Waiting For
Written by Jordan Coolbeth Art by Christopher Chapman Note from the Chivomengro team: Recently one of our writers, Jordan Coolbeth, had the opportunity to interview a currently unknown third-party candidate. This interview was recorded, and below is the official transcript. Unfortunately, this candidate neglected to tell us their name at any point during the interview… Read more
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October Horoscopes
Written by Julia Cote Art by Greta Scheff Yippee! It’s peak millennial cringe season! Put your UGGs on and sip these horoscopes like a PSL. Aries: Wait, don’t go. I didn’t mean that you play dirty. I meant that you play filthy. Don’t come over with an Uno deck anymore. Taurus: You would be shocked… Read more
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The Milieu of the Literary It-Girl is Sweaty
Written by Clara MacMeekin Art by Lute Campbell It is the same temperature outside than it is inside the building. Though, that’s probably because I’m dehydrated—which is also why I am feeling drunk after one whiskey sour. I specifically ordered a whiskey sour in order to seem cooler. I’m also drunk on the intoxicating aura… Read more
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How Abuse Turned my Life into Theseus’s Paradox
Written by Audrey Orenstein Art by Jorge Avila TW: Domestic Abuse, SA As July of 2024 entered its latter half, I realized that my camel’s back had been broken for a while. My boyfriend had said and done so much that should’ve been the last straw, but I had held out hope. However, after a… Read more
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Kinds of Kindess
Written by Julian Dindal Art by Lily Anderson a memorial benchmaple leavesskinny twin treesalone with Chachi, rest in peaceforked paths rustling leavescreaking trunksthrashing and bobbing, the foliage rave their fingersstretch out and cross. the creation of adamin the skylike a pinkypromise.distance between, but from this perspectivethey look crossed.tingling like two pointer fingers,young gigglinggirls,nose kisses. a… Read more
