How to Make a Pepperoni Pizza

Ingredients: 1 teaspoon active dry yeast, 4 cups all-purpose flour, 1 teaspoon kosher salt, ⅓ cup olive oil, 12 oz fresh mozzarella, 1 cup pepperoni pieces, ½-¾ homemade pizza sauce Directions: For the pizza dough, sprinkle dry yeast over 1½ cups of warm-not lukewarm- water. In a mixer with a paddle attachment, combine the flour…

The True Nature of Underwear

“Dude, underwear is just so, like, oppressive. I don’t want that kind of shit.” Semi-dreads broke the pristine silence, shaking his friends out of their trances with his  seemingly random sentiment. Small smiles crept onto their faces as they started to comprehend and reflect on what semi-dreads had said. They were sitting on the stone…