“These just aren’t numbers. These are our friends. These are our daughters. These are our neighbors. These are your classmates.” The Gym’s television was set on CNN, and as I read the captions of Joe Biden’s speech, my feet bouncing up and down on the treadmill, I decided that I needed to do something. It was…

There are many things to remember when speaking of “How to be a Douchebag.” Douchebags like me come in many shapes and sizes in this day and age, but we are going to talk mainly about how to be a bro-like douchebag. The first thing to remember is talk like a bro. It’s a tone…