Ave Sex Ed

Written by Haley Clemens I say a prayer for our education,  To expose us to curriculum lacking in political discrimination.  And for my sister’s sake I plead,  Teach us about sex long before we need. Teach us that coercion and bribing and blackmail are not grounds for getting us to put out. Teach us to... Continue Reading →

Your Horoscopes for the Month

Written by the Chiv Astrologists   Aries (March 21- April 19) At the end of March you’ll have so much Aries energy you won't even know what to do with yourself. Here are some tips— yell a lot! Set your futon on fire! Befriend your middle school bullies! Set them on fire! Taurus (April 20 –... Continue Reading →

The Troubling State of the UFC

Written by Anthony Mahon Last week, I read a Deadspin piece by Patrick Wyman titled “Who Cares About The UFC In 2018?” While the title of the article is a kick-in-the-nuts for any fan of the MMA organization, it’s 100% accurate. UFC made steady progress as a cult favorite throughout the mid 2000s, slowly transitioning... Continue Reading →

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