Written by Olivia Lyons If you are between the ages of 21 and 26, within about 50 miles of my current location and a male identifying person interested in females, you may have seen me on Tinder. I created my account with the full intent of using it as a social experiment. As a 22-year-old, …
Written by Chiv Astrologists What’s up sluts! Let’s all get our love lives in check for this here Valentine’s Day season! Some people call this a commercial and “Hallmark” holiday, but I know you sappy fucks wanna get in with someone. Let’s get one thing straight (or gay, whatever tickles your fancy): stuff is about …
Written By: Gillianne Ross Illustrations by: Grace Monahan “There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. As well speak of a female liver.” – Charlotte Perkins Gilman Way back, a little more than one hundred years ago, before women had the vote, female power was the “ultimate threat” to society. However, …
Written by the Chiv Astrologist Ring ring ring ring ring ring… Can you hear that? It’s the holidays a comin’ down the track straight into Capitalism Town! Aw shit, you have a bunch of gift cards and nothing to spend them on?? Enter Chivomengro’s 2018 Holiday gift guide, each gift carefully selected with love and … Continue reading
Written by Gillianne Ross I am going to paint you a picture. It’s winter break, and there is actual snow because global warming hasn’t come to devour us yet in 2009. It’s the first Sunday of break, and there’s so many possibilities; friends to play with, homework to blow off, cookies to devour, and cats … Continue reading
Written by Peter Aragi Hot, humid, and funny-smelling. Sounds like Florida, but not quite. I had just landed in Beijing, China with several students and teachers from my high school. While we were there, we caused some mischief, disregarded cultural norms, and willingly made no more of ourselves than your common idiot. Tom and the … Continue reading
Written by the Chiv Astrologists Aries (March 21- April 19) How many times must your Earth sign friends nod and say “Sure, Jan” when you deny your feelings while simultaneously never shutting up about your current beau? Admit you have a little more than a crush already, you beautiful psychotic hellfire nutjob. We love you. … Continue reading
