Skate Park Fun

Written By: Emma Florez Art By: Alyssa Luongo You know that fragile state you’re in when someone rejects you where you are liable to do just about anything? This was the state I found myself in one early fall night at the skatepark.  Everyone was running up the ramps, but because I was in Sad…

Good-Bye Bojack

Written By: Eric Banks Art By: Alyssa Luongo What’s the best show of all time? While the answer to this question may vary from person to person, there are certainly some shows that will pop up more than once. Vince Gilligan’s epic tragedy Breaking Bad certainly comes to mind, as does David Milch’s shakespearean western…

Chiv’s Crazy, Stupid, and Straight Up Weird Drunken Adventures

Written By: Champlain’s Most Angsty Art By: Izzy Dickey We can neither confirm nor deny these stories. They were sent to us anonymously and we have printed them as seen below. But… do enjoy their sheer absurdity. So I recently decided to do exactly what every mother warns you not to do while abroad. I…

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Or Why Jesus Christ is the OG Gamer

Written By: Phil McCrackin I watched Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Here’s what I thought!  The Story First off, there’s the main plot. The one where Jesus Christ beats up a bunch of big tiddy goth lesbian vampires. And then there’s this weird, out-of-place secondary plot interspersed throughout that is literally just a hobo shouting in…