OCTOBER SPOOKSCOPES!

Written by Sara Mayberry Aries (March 21- April 19) Aries, just because it’s spooky season doesn’t mean you can be scary to your friends. Allow others in, smoke some weed, just CHILL aries! You’re very intellectually receptive, but you’re feeling emotionally stunted right now – go with your gut, your firey fuck. Taurus (April 20…

All The Best Horror Movies to Stream This Month

Written by Audrey Waggoner If you know anything about me, you’ll know that I’m a bit of a snob when it comes to horror movies. Here are a few I particularly like, ranging from sweet to sickening. Carnival of Souls (Amazon Prime): an atmospheric, unsettling black and white flick from 1962. Directed by Herk Harvey…

My Strange Addictions: Chewing Gum

Written by Big Mike The year is 2017, and I’m in the Netherlands. Nothing is out of the ordinary and I’m waiting for my flight to come back to the states. I walk through the security scanner and the security officer asks me to step to the side. Confused, I comply and step over. He…

Weekend At Papa’s (Saturdays Are For The Boys)

Written by Taylor Antonioli “What on this god given earth gave you the idea you should string him up like a doll and have him drink with you? Were you already fried when you thought of it?” Ralph’s mother was someone who’s back would make a ruler look bent, and eyes who made you run…