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How A French Fry Gave Me PTSD
Written by: Eric Harvey Art by: Grace Monahan January 12, 2020, 2:40 PM– “The Calm Before The Storm” I was sitting a thousand feet up in the air in a tight and compact tunnel surrounded by strangers all traveling to the same place as me, Burlington Vermont. I closed my eyes; this would be the… Read more
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Crop Tops & Hookups
Written by: Sammie Lee Wilhoit Art by: Grace Monahan Having sex before marriage is a sin. When my friend lost her virginity in high school, I thought her parents would find out. I thought having sex meant giving up on academics and all of the responsibilities of life. I was certain she would get pregnant… Read more
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Tinder-scopes
Written by Sara Mayberry SUP ASTROLOGY WHORES Y’all have been awful clingy since last time – so this month we’re doing what the signs would Tinder message people (as if a Taurus would message first lol) anyhow here goes some sexy pick-up lines and other sly stuff ;) Aries (March 21- April 19) Hey so… Read more
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I’m Your New Editor—And I have Anxiety
Written by: Gillianne Ross Art by: Grace Monahan My first interaction with Chivomengro was Jess Schultz, a previous Editor in Chief, leaping up from a table at Admitted Students day when she overheard me saying that I wanted to “edit things.” As someone who has passionately detested science and math since the day of my… Read more
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A Brief History of Sex and Self Confidence
Written By: Rebecca Laufer Art By: Izzy Dickey *Names have been changed* “ugh why am i so ugly?” I text Emily. “rebecca that’s not true at all. i don’t know who put that in your head, but it needs to get out.” When I was in fifth grade, a boy named Matthew “asked me… Read more
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A College Student’s Guide to Healthcare
Written By: Gale Proulx Every wonder why college students don’t look both ways before crossing the road? We are all secretly hoping we get hit so we can sue for our tuition. At least, that is the running joke. As easy as it is to hope someone else will cause a grave injury, the… Read more

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