On the Plight of the Basic Bitch

I recently left the Stone Age. A few weeks ago, I got a real, honest-to-goodness smartphone, and after dropping nearly three hundred dollars on the thing, I figured I might as well drop another twenty and get an Otter Box for it. My friends told me they were good for the price and did a... Continue Reading →

Vagina, Vagina, Vagina

You walk into an audition late and you've got director staring right at you, making the executive decision whether or not you get to follow your passion. It's tense. I don’t do tense well. Instead of politely introducing myself when all those eyes turn to me, I grin and plop down in the nearest chair. “I love vaginas... Continue Reading →

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