Coronado Boyzzz

Written by: Nick Feeney Art by: Izzy Dickey   Y’all ever wanna fuck up a beach party full of bourgeoisie? Let’s get some context before we talk about the adventures of preteens and or teenaged children’s exploits in Coronado. Coronado is a tiny peninsula right off of the bay of San Diego, the host city…

The Many Religions of McDonald Hall

Written by: Emma Florez Art by: Izzy Dickey   It all started on move-in day. Elliott Friedrichs was the last member of his quad to arrive at McDonald Hall, so he was left with the bed no one wanted— the one in the dead center of the room.  “Hm,” he thought. “I don’t want to…

Facebreaker

Written by: Nicholas Perell Art by: Alyssa Luongo   Friday, February 22nd, 2019 C.E., 7:12 A.M. I woke up that morning to someone else’s alarm. I don’t know why one of my roommates had an alarm set for 7:12 A.M. instead of 7:15 A.M., but mine was for 7:15 A.M. My first motion was to…

Impeaching Donald Trump Is Not a Victory

Written by Walter Hill President Donald Trump is being impeached. This is not a sunny moment in America. As of this writing, it has been roughly 48 hours since Speaker Nancy Pelosi lit the match by way of a televised announcement. A lot has transpired in very little time and it’s left my head spinning….