Day Drinking is Cool, Okay?

Let it be known that day drinking is not for those of you who’ve got your shit together, or even those of you who want people to think you’ve got your shit together. Day drinking is for those of us who are an absolute mess and know it. I just turned 19, which blows, so…

4 Ways to Entertain Yourself While Throwing Up

We’ve all been there–it’s 2 am and you’re hunched over a toilet throwing up the entire contents of your stomach. If you’re lucky someone will be there to help hold back your hair and listen to you swear until morning, but if your face frequents the porcelain throne more than once a month chances are no one is…

// A r t H o e Evolution //

The art hoe is mysterious, modest, and completely self-aware. She goes to museums so she can take pictures of herself next to art. She spends most of her time building her perfect aesthetic. The life of an art hoe is not complicated or even interesting, but that’s the opposite of what she wants you to…