The Holy Day the Day We Made For God

We see red cardinals mostly in the winter when they’re the only thing that’s not white on the back porch bird feeder. They are bright, blood on white, red lipstick for the first time on a fair face like Emma Stone. Female cardinals have a duller brown color, with tails and wings that lack the same….

Psych Ward

I counted each ceiling tile in my head. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. I got to twenty and then Shauna starting screaming. I looked over, irritated, then lost my place and had to start over. Fucking Shauna, I thought. I was interrupted again at fifteen by a large nurse wearing a nametag that read “Christina.”…

My Pussy

Have you ever felt a vagina? Really fucking felt it. Pushed your hands through the sides and felt your fingers plunge back, like old school slime. If someone takes your pants off do they even appreciate the thought you put into the underwear you wore tonight? Does he remember, do they remember, does she remember,…

A Christmas Party Primer

Christmas Eve has arrived. Your Christmas list was diligently overstocked months ago. You’ve covered all your bases. If you don’t get thing X, then you know for sure thing Y will be waiting under the tree. You also know that if your mom or dad won’t get it, then maybe Cousin Kenny will bless you…